Resume of Jesus Christ

The Devil's Vision

My name is Jesus - The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.

Qualifications:

• I founded the earth and established the heavens (see Proverbs 3:19).
  
• I formed man from the dust of the ground (see Genesis 2:7).
  
• I breathed into man the breath of life (see Genesis 2:7).
  
• I redeemed man from the curse of the law (see Galatians 3:13).
  
• The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me (see Galatians 3:14).

Occupational Background:

• I've only had one employer (see Luke 2:49).
  
• I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
  
• My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me (see Matthew 3:15-17).

Skills & Work Experiences:

• Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised (see Luke 4:18).
  
• I am a Wonderful Counselor (see Isaiah 9:6). People who Listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil (see Proverbs 1:33).
  
• Most importantly, I have the authority, ability & power to cleanse you of your sins (see I John 1:7-9)

Educational Background:

• I encompass the entire breadth & length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding (see Proverbs 2:6).
  
• In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge (see Colossians 2:3).
  
• My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path (see Psalms 119:105).
  
• I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart (see Psalms 44:21).

Major Accomplishments:

• I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times (see Genesis 1:26).
  
• I laid down my life so that you may live (see II Corinthians 5:15).
  
• I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind & made a show of them openly (see Colossians 2:15).
  
• I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
  
• There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.

References:

• Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance.

In Summation:

Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths (see Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life (see John 6:47). When can I start? Time is of the essence (see Hebrews 3:15).

"Our work is progressing entirely too slow.

The holiness people stand in our way

Since they do not believe in the show or the play.

They teach that the carnival, circus and dance,

The tavern and honky-tonk with game of chance,

Drinking and smoking, these things are all wrong;

The Christians don't mess with the ungodly throng.

They are quick to condemn everything that we do

To cause unbelievers to be not a few.

They claim that these things are all of the devil;

That Christian folks live on a much higher level.

Now fellows, their theology, while perfectly true

Is blocking the work we are trying to do.

We will have to get busy and figure a plan

That will change their standards as fast as we can.

Now I have a vision of just what we can do.

Harken, I'll tell this deception to you.

Then find ye a wise, but degenerate man

Whom I can use to help work out this plan.

There's nothing so real as the things that you see;

The eyes and the mind and the heart will agree.

So what can be better than an object to view?

I say, it will work and convince quite a few.

The home is the place for this sinful device;

The people deceived will think it quite nice.

The world will possess it, most Christians can't tell

That it is all of the devil and plotted in hell!

We'll sell them with pictures of the latest news;

While they're still looking, we'll advertise booze.

At first it will shock them; they'll seem in a daze;

But soon they'll be hardened and continue to gaze.

We'll give them some gospel that isn't too strong,

And a few sacred songs to string them along.

They'll take in the ads, with the latest of fashions,

Soon watching the shows that will stir evil passions.

Murder and love-making scenes they'll behold

Until their souls will be utterly cold.

The old family altar which once held such charm

Will soon lose its place without much alarm.

Praying in secret will also be lost

As they look at the screen, not counting the cost.

Compromise preachers, who don't take their stand

Will embrace this new vision and think it is grand.

They'll help fool the people and cause them to sin

By seeking this evil and taking it in.

Influence is great and this you can see;

Just look at my fall and you'll have to agree.

It won't take too long, my demons, to tell

That the vision of Satan will populate Hell!

Divorce will increase, sex crimes will abound;

Much innocent blood will be spilled on the ground.

The home will be damned in short order I say

When this vision of mine comes in to stay.

Get busy, my cohorts, and put this thing out;

We'll see if the church can continue to shout.

The holiness people who stand in our way

Will soon hush their crying against show and play.

We'll cover the earth with this devil vision.

Then we'll camouflage it with the name television.

The people will think they are getting a treat

Till the Antichrist comes and takes over his seat.

He'll rule the world while the viewers behold

The face of the beast, to whom they were sold.

We'll win through deception, this cannot fail;

Though some holiness preachers against it will rail."