God's Bug Detector - UBM [David Eells]

In a dream, I saw an ad in a magazine I was reading called God's Daily for a "bug detector". The ad read, God's Bug Detector. Don't need a money back guarantee, 'cause the suit is free. One size fits all. No batteries or electrical outlets required. Works solely by your thoughts. Try it on and see what happens!

I thought, hey, why not? What do I have to lose? So I sent off for this "Bug Detector Suit"

The day came and I got the suit. This suit was totally complete. It came with an attachable helmet and face mask to cover the head; it had gloves and boots that attached to cover the feet. Once the suit was on, it conformed to the body and became invisible to the world. I couldn't wait to try the suit out to see if it really worked like the ad said it would.

I was shopping in the grocery store when I looked and I saw this woman talking about me. She was pointing her finger at me and murmuring something to another woman standing beside her. I thought, is she saying something bad about me? All of a sudden, my helmet lit up and the white lights all around the helmet started flashing and I heard, "BUG ALERT, BUG ALERT, BUG ALERT. Push the BIG BUTTON in the center of your chest".So I pushed the button and it said, "In the name of Jesus, I bind this evil thought and cast it into the pit of hell where it belongs. Thank you, Lord. AMEN!" WOW, I thought, this really does work!

On the way home, I was driving along when a truck came from nowhere and cut me off. I thought, good grief! Is that guy trying to kill us both! All of a sudden, my helmet lit up and the white lights all around the helmet started flashing and I heard, "BUG ALERT, BUG ALERT, BUG ALERT. Push the BIG BUTTON in the center of your chest".So again I pushed the button and it said, "In the name of Jesus, I bind this evil thought and cast it into the pit of hell where it belongs. Thank you, Lord. AMEN!"

I couldn't wait to witness to people and tell them what this suit had done for me and tell them how they too could get a suit like this.

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